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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
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"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot."
"What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand? I can't gargle sand."
"For Halloween I'll give a girl a purple Yu-hi-oh card and a crown.. So she can be my trap queen."
"I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities."
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"
"Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy? * whole class laughs * Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours. * whole class is silent *"
"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."