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Joke of the Day
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
Next Joke
"dude *scoffs like 7 times in a row* of course i'm not a virgin... i have lots of *starts readin hand, ink is hella smudged* secular intercom"
"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."
"Advertising for a babysitter Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not have a gag reflex isn't as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad."
"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"
"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""
"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"
"Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped. Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me"
"The Last Contango in Paris Commodities Exchange."
"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""