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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"
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"Dad: Son.. Get me that Doptid Son: What's a Doptid Dad : You are..."
"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."
"What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get? Man*slowturn*."
"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"
"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."
"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."
"My Welsh mate was found dead yesterday. He died the way he would have wanted to go... He passed away peacefully in his sheep"
"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"