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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Welsh friend how many times he'd had sex... He started counting then fell asleep."

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"The greatest joke of all: Your sex life."

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."

"What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!"

"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."

"Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth."

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink."

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."