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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"
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"Sex is like putting money in the bank.... When you take it out, the interest is all gone."
"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"
"Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it."
"BOY: ""Hi"" GIRL: ""I have a boyfriend"" BOY: ""I said Hi' not suck my d!ck"""
"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"
"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"
"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."
"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."
"What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich? ""There goes my hero"""