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Joke of the Day
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
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"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."
"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."
"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"
"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"Guy on phone telling gf he's bringing her a HUGE bouquet b/c 'she deserves the best'. Hilariously, he was peeing at a urinal the whole time."
"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."
"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."
"What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain? Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle."