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Joke of the Day

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit."

"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"

"My boyfriend calls me ""babe"" because ""pig in the city"" is such a mouthful to say."

"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"