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"My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7 Just jacks off"
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"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer (I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)"
"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."
"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."
"Are these potato chips so much healthier b/c they're Baked? My brother is baked all the time, and he's got diabetes."
"What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band? Syndrome of a Down"
"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"
"[my son threatens to run away after I take away his iPad] ""Here $60. It's all I have. Call if you need more."""
"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."