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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band? Syndrome of a Down"
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"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age."
"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."
"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"
"My girlfriend is the best! My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"""What are you doing here?"" I just got fired from the circus ""Oh my"" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond"
"You know what the say about men with big shoes? They have big socks."
"I sex you, but I'm not 'in sex' with you."
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."