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Joke of the Day
"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""
Next Joke
"I'll miss 10:10 on 10-10-10 but I'm sure it will be amazing for people sitting by the clock watching it all happen."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? A Pillow Fight"
"What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common? They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums."
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"What's the opposite of an antijoke? An unclejoke"
"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"
"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."