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Joke of the Day

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread."

"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it I'm hooked."

"Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities..."

"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"

"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."

"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."