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Joke of the Day

"Are these potato chips so much healthier b/c they're Baked? My brother is baked all the time, and he's got diabetes."

"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."

"I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late. Ever since my wife got pregnant."

"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""

"It's never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook."

"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"

"Girls are of two types.... Girls are of two types: 1. Boring 2. Interesting Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight; And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!"

"Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you're like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now"

""" You drink too much milk."", said the doctor Your blood is now milk."