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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"
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"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."
"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."
"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"
"My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse. Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger."
"im a normal guy.. i put on my pants on the exact same normal amount of leg way you do. i kno that number. im a nomal guy"
"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""
"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."