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Joke of the Day

"Why do skeletons have so many kids? Because all they can do is bone."

"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."

"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."

"I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake."

"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."

"""Can I get a do-over?"" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life...."

"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"

"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."

"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."