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Joke of the Day
"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"
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"If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too."
"Is it me or.. Is it me or does this place smell like up dog? ""What's up dog?"" Oh nothing much what's up with you?"
"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"
"I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins."
"Y'all are gonna be sorry when I figure out how to breed spiders and bees and my army of ""spees"" is stingin' and bitin' you and shit"
"A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME AGE ADDRESS etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''"
"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"
"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"
"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""