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Joke of the Day

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China."

"Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy."

"Ikea said if they catch me stealing any more kitchen utensils I'll be banned for life. But I'm willing to take the whisk."

"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"

"What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way"

"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"