163123
Joke of the Day
"Whats a plants favorite drink? Root Beer"
Next Joke
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people. ""I see I'm too late,"" says the tiger. ""Yup,"" says another. ""Everyone's eaten"""
"""What if we make headphones that stay in people's ears?"" ""Good idea Bob!"" [aside] ""Kill him and his whole family."" -Apple meeting"
"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"[NSFW] My favorite sex act is the JFK... I love blowing my man's head off."
"What does Popeye's dick smell like? Olive Oil"
"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"
"According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."