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Joke of the Day

"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."

"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!"

"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"

"When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house."

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."

"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."

"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."

"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."