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Joke of the Day

"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."

"knock knock for the watch"

"I like to think of myself as the Martha Stewart of slobs."

"Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming ""WHAT TEAM?!"" and the only way to turn it off is to scream ""WILDCATS!!!"" in response"

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."

"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"

"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."

"Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke."

"Can I buy you a drink? ""I don't drink."" *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12."

"My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email"