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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist."
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"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."
"Classic Russian Reversal Old one, but I still find it funny: In America, you go out to find a party. In Soviet Union, party finds you!"
"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."
"whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work"
"What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat."
"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."
"[gf falls asleep during a movie] ME: aw [i get a blanket] ME: *hitting her w/ the blanket* wake up ur missing the part with gollum's riddles"
"[text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day"