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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."

"How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded."

"A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says ""Can I join you?"" They reply ""Can you knot?"""

"What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons? He fires them!"

"Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired."

"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"