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Joke of the Day
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."
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"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"She let me ram that ass shit was so cache"
"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."
"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"
"What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls."
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"
"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted."
"There's 2 types if redditors Those who repost jokes And those who complain about the first type"
"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"