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Joke of the Day
"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"
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"How are buttsex and asparagus the same? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."
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"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."
"Q. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light."
"You wanna hear a dirty joke A horse fell in the mud. And then some crazy lesbian who hates horses put on a strap on and fucked it till it died."
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
"Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? to see the butterFLY!"
"How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay."
"Pigeons... I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I think it might be a military coo."