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Joke of the Day

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"

"Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable? getting the wheelchair in the oven."

"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"

"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."

"The one thing that I excel at... is spreadsheets."

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."

"*Meninist meeting* WOMEN ARE EVIL- *phone rings* Uhh just a second... *picks up phone* Mom not while I'm doing my club! Yes, pizza tonight."

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure,"" is an awesome phrase But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted."