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Joke of the Day
"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."
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"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."
"Surely these children should be in bed by now? - me, anytime after 4pm"
"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"
"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"
"Why did Victoria get fired? I don't know"
"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"
"Why do horses make terrible congressmen? Because they can only say ""neigh!"" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary."
"What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine? An Alcatholic."