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Joke of the Day

"She let me ram that ass shit was so cache"

"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""

"What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!"

"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"

"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."

"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"

"'Just 90's kids things' 40 years later Good cartoons and good eyesight"

"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his dick in the chicken"

"Two old woman were sitting on a park bench A naked man with a fully erect penis walked past. One of the ladies had a heart attack, the other had a stroke."