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Joke of the Day
"Usually, the one you want, is the one you can't have."
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"Co-Worker: Can I get a quick word? Me: Velocity. Co-Worker: ..."
"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"
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"why did the nun take off her clothes? she had a bad habit"