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Joke of the Day

"Babies are terrible at running their own small businesses."

"if someone asks you about yourself say ""OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story"" then just wander off"

"Your check a$$hole light is on."

"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""

"What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian."

"I got enough money to retire and enjoy life without ever working again.. .. if I die within the next month."

"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."

"A couple I know only eat raw meat. Their names are Sam and Ella."

"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"