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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!"
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"I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""
"All panties are edible if you're hungry enough."
"How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? Turn it upside down."
"Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators."
"What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard."
"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"
"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"