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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen."

"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."

"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."

"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."

"I love Isis She's my favourite pharaoh."

"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."

"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write ""WASH ME"" on her face."

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"