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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant? I am saury."

"Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture? The Ottoman Empire."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."

"My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping."

"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."

"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"

"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."

"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""