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Joke of the Day
"I just recently became a vegetarian. I quit meat cold tofu."
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"I called the pet store to ask if they sell exotic cats. ""Yes"" he said. ""Serval Varieties"" ^I ^better ^see ^some ^horrible ^retaliatory ^puns ^in ^the ^comments"
"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."
"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"
"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."
"If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on."
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
"Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal."
"Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color... just not when it turns purple"