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Joke of the Day
"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"
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"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."
"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"
"I pick and choose the traffic laws I'll follow."
"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"
"Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!"
"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."