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Joke of the Day
"Today's a really good day... 10/10"
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"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar... Bartender says ""what can I get you?"" dog replies ""nothing.... I'm just looking for the man who shot my paw"""
"[Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science."
"Ernie hears from the kitchen ""Hey Erine, want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbert!"""
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."
"Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist."
"I'm kind of a workplace bad boy. Once I called a dude 'fuckface' in a job interview. Then I didn't even give him the job."
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."
"Cat: I think i have a rash. Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD"