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Joke of the Day
"Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist."
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"*Ohio State coach* Boys, I know how we're gonna beat the Oregon Ducks ""How coach"" With our secret weapon *pulls out a loaf of bread*"
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking... ...because it's made out of hide."
"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
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"I need to start buying Tupperware to store my leftovers before throwing them out two weeks later."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawer? A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt. Well, that and sex."