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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"What do you get the girl who has everything? Penicillin."

"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"

"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."

"My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."

"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""

"My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod. I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex."" He asked, ""Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"" I replied, ""No, I work in a morgue."""

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"

"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."