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Joke of the Day

"Ernie hears from the kitchen ""Hey Erine, want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbert!"""

"Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging"

"*knocks on door* You're too fat. ""Wha--"" You're way too dumb. ""Wait--who.."" Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo"

"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."

"My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now."

"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!"

"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."