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Joke of the Day
"So I went to an abstinence conference the other day... All we did was wait"
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"Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?"
"My love for you is like a rapist: it just doesn't stop."
"Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me"
"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"
"I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day... As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door."
"Two guys walked into a bar... The other guy ducked."
"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."
"What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states."
"Anybody wanna play Pearl Harbour? I lay down and you blow me to heavens!"