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Joke of the Day
"Anybody wanna play Pearl Harbour? I lay down and you blow me to heavens!"
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"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."
"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"
"Mom, Daughter and Neighbour Daughter: ""Hey mom, I just found out the guy next door has a penis like a peanut."" Mom : ""Really! Is it that small?"" Daughter: ""Nope. It's salty!"""
"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."
"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."
"This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money..."
"Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he's homeless."
"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."
"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."