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Joke of the Day
"Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?"
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"I love the way that the earth rotates it really makes my day"
"I don't see why people say, ""God, send me a sign"". Why not ask the Head of Amazon's shipping department?"
"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"
"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"
"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "
"Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade"