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Joke of the Day
"What did the bread say after its massage? Ahh, I kneaded that."
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"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"
"""I'm leaving you"" ""why?"" ""Your jokes are old and tiresome"" ""but, I can updog"" ""What's updog?"" ""NOTHIN, WHAT'S UP WI-"" *slams door*"
"""Get off the phone"" ""Wash your hands"" ""Pull up your pants"" ""Make me dinner"" My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household"
"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """
"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."
"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
"Long, satanic walks on the beach."
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."