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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."
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"""I have a dream that my children will live in a nation... not judged by the color of their skin, but by their follower count on Twitter."""
"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."
"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"
"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."
"too many moms aren't taking care of themselves, need to just laugh more, reddit moms, what makes you laugh?"