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Joke of the Day

"""I'm leaving you"" ""why?"" ""Your jokes are old and tiresome"" ""but, I can updog"" ""What's updog?"" ""NOTHIN, WHAT'S UP WI-"" *slams door*"

"I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there."

"Check out this article: The"

"Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too farty."

"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"

"So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! Said no one, ever..."

"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"

"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."

"Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week."

"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."