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Joke of the Day

"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."

"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."

"RIP boiling water You will be mist."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."

"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"

"I admitted to my crush that I have feelings for her, but she told me she's only attracted to assholes Which is awesome, because now she won't leave mine alone!"

"Why did the two chicken crossed the road? Because The Hound wanted to eat both of them."

"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."

"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"