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Joke of the Day

"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"

"Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force? They're still afraid of hangars."

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"

"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"

"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"

"My friend was really worried when he had to get tested for HIV. I told him just think positive."

"Just ripped a fart that sounded like someone sneezing while submerged in pudding."

"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."

"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"