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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."
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"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."
"Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass."
"Dear toilet paper makers, We've all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the middle softer. Sincerely, Our asses."
"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"
"How do you make 3 pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""
"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."