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Joke of the Day
"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"
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"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"
"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"
"Where do people with Ebola go when they die? Bloody hell"
"Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it"
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""
"Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"
"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."