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Joke of the Day

"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"

"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."

"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"

"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""

"What are the best kinds of speedbumps? Orphan shaped ones."

"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."

"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."

"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."

"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"