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Joke of the Day
"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."
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"What does a pencil have in common with marijuana? If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt."
"Saturday night just logged me out due to inactivity."
"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."
"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"
"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"
"Tuesdays go into Humpdays now don't they"
"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."
"Did you hear about the two nuclear scientists who are no longer speaking to each other? They had a falling out..."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman"