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Joke of the Day

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"

"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""

"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."

"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."

"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."

"Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza."

"Who called it ""wearing a monocle"" and not ""putting on a bit of a spectacle?"""

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."