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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."
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"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."
"*bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too"
"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."
"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."
"Some asshole stole my mood ring. I'm not really sure how I feel about it."
"ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like ""lets stay here and move pots and pans"""
"Joke about China [censored]"
"Today at 8:24 PM it will be 7/16/15 8:24. That is the only time this year such a thing will happen"
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."